Pretend Fleas Transcript

(a picture of a green styled hut appears with a coconut and some flowers in it, it also has the title card on it, two monkeys doing the conga dance)

Aah: Ooh, Aah, and You!

(the camera passes grass and leafs until two monkeys appeared and sing)

Ooh: He's Aah

Aah: He's Ooh

Ooh: He's red

Aah: He's blue

Both: ...and the superbest part of today is you.

Aah: [laughter] Hey, you know what? I am so glad that you are here today because we going to teach you how to be a monkey.

Ooh: That's right. Now... would you like us to teach you how to be a monkey? You would? Oh, wonderful.

Aah: Okay. Now the first thing that we need to do is you need to get up on your feet and scratch under your arms like this. Okay, can you do that? That's good.

Ooh: Oh, that feels good. Okay, now make monkey noises like this... oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh.

Aah: Keep scratching. Now you're going to jump up and down to and put it all together now.

Ooh: Oh, you are a great monkey.

Aah: That's good, but now we are going to teach you how monkeys clean themselves.

Ooh: [gasps] BATH TIME! I'll get my rubber ducky.

Aah: Oh, No, No, Ooh. Not like that. We are to teach them how we doing it in the wild.

Ooh: Oh, of course we are.

Aah: Okay, you see what happens is that sometimes monkeys get fleas just like a cat or a dog or sometime like that, it's gets itchy we got to pick them out of our fur, and that's how monkeys clean themselves.

Ooh: EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [scoffs] I don't have fleas.

Aah: Yeah I know that. They're just pretend Fleas

Ooh: Oh.

Aah: Okay, now get your hand ready like this okay? Now reach over and help me pick fleas off of Ooh okay? But be careful not to pinch. Okay. There's a Pretend Flea.

Ooh: No But I don't... ticklish [laughter]

Aah: [laughter] And now we don't have anybody to play pretend fleas with. Unless you have Pretend Fleas. There's one right there! We got one. [laughter] thank you for playing pretend fleas with me.