Cast
- Coconuts as Microsoft Sam
- Sonic as Microsoft Mike
- Dee Dee (from Dexter's Laboratory) as Microsoft Mary
- Molly Coddle (from Bump in the Night) as Microsoft Anna
- Tails as LH Michael
- Miss Possum as LH Michelle
- Robotnik Jr. as Radar Overseer Scotty
- Strong Bad (from Homestar Runner) as Jimmy
- Homestar Runner (from Homestar Runner) as Hank
- Mario (from SML) as Dave
- Rosalina (from SML) as Rhonda Raven
- Edgar (from Edgar and Ellen) as Lucifer McEvil
- Ellen (from Edgar and Ellen) as Lucretia McEvil
- Baldi (from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning) as The Red Nyet