Cast
- Tails as Bowser Junior
- Sonic as Toad
- Lucas as Joseph
- Professor Von Schlemmer as Cody
- Spelunk the Mole as Chef Pee Pee
- Sergeant Doberman as Bowser
- Buster Bunny (from Tiny Toon Adventures) as Mario
- Babs Bunny (from Tiny Toon Adventures) as Rosalina
- Homestar Runner (from Homestar Runner) as Jeffy
- Coconuts as Black Yoshi
- Dr. Robotnik as Principal Steinbeck
- Scratch as The Loan Dolphin
- Grounder as Bully Bill
- Dr. Warpnik as Does Bad Things Guy
- Dr. Brandon Quark as David Winkle
- Kyle Broflovski (from South Park) as Shrek
- Stan Marsh (from South Park) as Woody
- Wallace (from Wallace and Gromit) as Brooklyn T Guy
- Gromit (from Wallace and Gromit) as Goodman
- Breezie as Toadette
- Baldi (from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning) as Jeff the Killer
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