• Mike Teavee as Microsoft Sam
  • Charlie Bucket as Microsoft Mike
  • Violet Beareguarde as Microsoft Mary
  • Veruca Salt as Microsoft Anna
  • Mr. Bucket as LH Michael
  • Mrs. Bucket as LH Michelle
  • Augustus Gloop as Radar Overseer Scotty
  • Mario (from Mario) as Jimmy 
  • Luigi (from Mario) as Hank
  • Mr. Teavee as Guy
  • Mr. Salt as Sidney
  • Jeffy (from SML) as Harvey Zilth
  • Teanna (from Mugman) as Beulah
  • Lady Tottington (from Wallace and Gromit) as Abby
  • Wallace (from Wallace and Gromit) as Dave
  • Wendolene Ramsbottom (from Wallace and Gromit) as Rhonda Raven
  • Ludwig Von Koopa (from Mario) as Lucifer McEvil
  • Wendy O Koopa (from Mario) as Lucretia McEvil
  • Shadow (from Sonic) as The Angry P Head
  • Rouge (from Sonic) as The Two Headed P Head
  • Swiper (from Dora the Explorer) as The Red Nyet
  • Montana Max (from Tiny Toon Adventures) as Evil Sam
  • King Dedede (from Kirby) as Evil Dave
  • Peach (from Mario) as Angela the Angel
  • Yoshi (from Mario) as God
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