Cast[]
- Sir Battlescarred as Berke Landers
- Pillow Featherbed as Kelly Woods
- Jewel Sparkles as Allison McAllister
- Forest Evergreen as Dennis Wallace
- Patch Treasurechest as Bentley Scrrumfeld
- Ace Fender Bender as Felix Woods
- Toffee Cocoa Cuddles as Maggie
- Little Bah Peep as Basin
- Lady Stillwaiting as Beverly Landers
- Wacky Hatter as Frank Landers
- Pete R. Canfly as Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates
- Sahara Mirage as Jessica
- Prince Handsome as Peter Wong