Cast[]
- Four as Ten Cents
- Eight as Big Mac
- Homestar Runner (from Homestar Runner) as OJ
- Mario (from SML) as Top Hat
- Zero as Warrior
- Two as Hercules
- Six as Sunshine
- Sonic (from Sonic) as Grampus
- Brain Gain as Captain Star
- The Puzzler as Zorran
- The Loan Dolphin (from SML) as Zebedee
- Black Yoshi (from SML) as Zak
- Brain (from Animaniacs) as Zug
- Pinky (from Animaniacs) as Zip
- Principal Steinbeck (from SML) as Captain Zero
- Seven as Sally Seaplane
- Five as Lillie Lightship
- Yakko (from Animaniacs) as Sea Rogue
- Dr. ScratchnSniff (from Animaniacs) as Sea Rogue's Uncle
- The Rabbits (from Wallace and Gromit) as The Green Eyed Pirates
- Gromit (from Wallace and Gromit) as Billy Shoepack
- Double D (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Boomer
- Buster Bunny (from Tiny Toon Adventures) as Bluenose
- Mr. Thicknose (from The Land Before Time) as The Fire Tug
- The Big Wolf and Eagle (from The Little Engine That Could) as Burke and Blair
- The Problem Blob as Nantucket
- The Numbertaker as Johnny Cuba
- Bowser Jr (from SML) as The Coast Guard
- Toad (from SML) as The Coast Guard's Messenger