Hayley Smith: Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
Do ya long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw And your brain is fried Just grab a friend and take a ride Together upon the open road C'mon, Kids! Woo!
Steve Smith: All in all, I'd rather have detention All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
Hayley Smith: Yuck!
Steve Smith: And the old man drives like such a klutz That I'm about to hurl my guts Directly upon the road
Hayley Smith: There's nothin' can upset me 'Cause now we're on our way Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
Steve Smith: Stan, please don't forget me I will return someday Though I may be in traction when I do
Hayley Smith: Me and Steve relaxin' like the old days
Steve smith: This is worse than dragon breath and acne
Hayley Smith: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
Steve smith: I'm so mad I think I may explode
Hayley smith: When I see that highway, I could cry
Steve Smith: Ya know, that's funny So could I
Both: Just bein' out on the open road
Homer Simpson: Howdy, boys Is this the way to Nashville?
Charity Bazaar: Watch it, Mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed
Henry: I'm in no hurry to arrive 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five The next time (with June) I see the open road
Peter griffin: Just a week of rest and relaxtion
Peter Griffin: And the odd romantic episode
Steve Smith: Very odd!
E.B.: Ha ha!
Yang: It's Californ-eye-ay or bust
Bert: Look out, you dirtbags Eat my dust From now on, I own the open road!
Hayley Smith: Just me and little Steve My pipsqueak pioneer
Alvin Seville: Their car ventures forever westward ho
Simon Seville, Theodore Seville, Brittany Miller, Jeanette Miller, Eleanor Miller and Hayley Smith: Yeehaw!
Steve Smith: Could someone call a taxi And get me outta here To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0
Chorus and Hayley Smith: Every day another new adventure Every mile another new zip code And the cares we had are gone for good
Steve Smith: And I'd go with them if I could
Hayley Smith and Chorus: I've got no strings on me I'm feelin' fancy-free How wonderful to be On the open road!