Hayley Smith: Do ya need a break from modern livin'?

Do ya long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw And your brain is fried Just grab a friend and take a ride Together upon the open road C'mon, Kids! Woo!

Steve Smith: All in all, I'd rather have detention All in all, I'd rather eat a toad

Hayley Smith: Yuck!

Steve Smith: And the old man drives like such a klutz That I'm about to hurl my guts Directly upon the road

Hayley Smith: There's nothin' can upset me 'Cause now we're on our way Our trusty map will guide us straight and true

Steve Smith: Stan, please don't forget me I will return someday Though I may be in traction when I do

Hayley Smith: Me and Steve relaxin' like the old days

Steve smith: This is worse than dragon breath and acne

Hayley Smith: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode

Steve smith: I'm so mad I think I may explode

Hayley smith: When I see that highway, I could cry

Steve Smith: Ya know, that's funny So could I

Both: Just bein' out on the open road

Homer Simpson: Howdy, boys Is this the way to Nashville?

Charity Bazaar: Watch it, Mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed

Henry: I'm in no hurry to arrive 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five The next time (with June) I see the open road

Peter griffin: Just a week of rest and relaxtion

Brian: Yeah!

Peter Griffin: And the odd romantic episode

Steve Smith: Very odd!

E.B.: Ha ha!

Yang: It's Californ-eye-ay or bust

Bert: Look out, you dirtbags Eat my dust From now on, I own the open road!

Hayley Smith: Just me and little Steve My pipsqueak pioneer

Alvin Seville: Their car ventures forever westward ho

Simon Seville, Theodore Seville, Brittany Miller, Jeanette Miller, Eleanor Miller and Hayley Smith: Yeehaw!

Steve Smith: Could someone call a taxi And get me outta here To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0

Chorus and Hayley Smith: Every day another new adventure Every mile another new zip code And the cares we had are gone for good

Steve Smith: And I'd go with them if I could

Hayley Smith and Chorus: I've got no strings on me I'm feelin' fancy-free How wonderful to be On the open road!

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