Cast
- Stan Marsh as Greg
- Kyle Broflovski as Murray
- Chef as Anthony
- Kenny McCormick as Jeff
- Wendy Testaburger as Dorothy the Dinosaur
- Mr. Mackey as Wags the Dog
- Mr. Garrison as Henry the Octopus
- Token Black as Captain Feathersword
- Bebe Stevens as Magdalena the Mermaid
- Shelly Marsh as Flora Door
- Steve (from American Dad) as Pirate Boy
- Craig Tucker as Sam