Cast
Version 1
- Thomas as Peter Griffin
- Emily as Lois Griffin
- Edward as Brian Griffin
- Diesel as Stewie Griffin
- Percy as Chris Griffin
- Mavis as Meg Griffin
- Toby as Cleveland Brown
- James as Glenn Quagmire
- Gordon as Joe Swanson
- Molly as Bonnie Swanson
- Terence as Kevin Swanson
- Rosie as Susie Swanson
- Trevor as Herbert
- Murdoch as Tom Tucker
- Daisy as Diane Simmons
- Hector as Ollie Williams
- Henrietta as Tricia Takanawa
- Henry as Mort Goldman
- Madge as Muriel Goldman
- Whiff as Neil Goldman
- Sir Topham Hatt as Mayor Adam West
- Lady Hatt as Carol Pewterschmidt
- Bulgy as Ernie The Giant Chicken
- Old Slow Coach as Nicole (Ernie's Wife)
- Diesel 10 as Death
- Isobella as Jillian
- Salty as Seamus
- Oliver as Derek Wilcox
- Elizabeth as Connie D'Amico
- Smudger as Bertram
- George as Evil Monkey
- Freddie as Randy Newman
- Duck as Dr. Hartman
- BoCo as Bruce
- Bertie as Horace
- Spencer as Carter Pewterschmidt
- Caroline as Barbara Pewterschmidt
- Cranky as Francis Griffin
- D261 as James Woods
- Hank as Bill Clinton
- Mr. Percival as Principal Shepherd
- Victor as Carl
- Donald & Douglas as Vern & Johnny
- Harvey as Opie
- Bill & Ben as Tomik & Bellgarde
- Patrick as Patrick Pewterschmidt
- Billy as Jake Tucker
- Flora as Donna Tubbs-Brown
- Derek as Cleveland Jr.
- Duncan as Rallo Tubbs
- Caitlin as Loretta Brown
- Arry as Evil Stewie
- Bert as Thaddeus Griffin
- Splatter as Bitch Stewie
- Dodge as Bitch Brian
- Toad as Jasper
- Sidney as New Brian
- Marion as Joyce Kinney
- Old Stuck-Up as Franz Gutentag
- Bulstrode as Mr. Taylor
- The Spiteful Breakvan as Mr. Washee-Washee
- S.C.Ruffey as The "PHONY!" Guy
- Spamcan as Jeff
- Bear as Judge
- Duke as Jonathan Weed
- Neville as Greased-up Deaf Guy
- Arthur as Al Harrington
- Oliver (Pack) as Buzz Killington
- Byron as Jerome
- Luke as Brad (from the episode, Stewie B. Goode)
- Lady as Olivia Fuller
- Millie as Janet
- The Barber as Hitler
Version 2
- Thomas as Peter Griffin
- Emily as Lois Griffin
- Edward as Brian Griffin
- Diesel as Stewie Griffin
- Percy as Chris Griffin
- Mavis as Meg Griffin
- Toby as Cleveland Brown
- James as Glenn Quagmire
- Gordon as Joe Swanson
- Belle as Bonnie Swanson
- Terence as Kevin Swanson
- Rosie as Susie Swanson
- Trevor as Herbert
- Murdoch as Tom Tucker
- Elizabeth as Diane Simmons
- Hector as Ollie Williams
- Isobella as Tricia Takanawa
- Henry as Mort Goldman
- Madge as Muriel Goldman
- Whiff as Neil Goldman
- Sir Topham Hatt as Mayor Adam West
- Lady Hatt as Carol Pewterschmidt
- George as Ernie The Giant Chicken
- Old Slow Coach as Nicole (Ernie's Wife)
- Diesel 10 as Death
- Molly as Jillian
- Salty as Seamus
- Oliver as Derek Wilcox
- Daisy as Connie D'Amico
- Smudger as Bertram
- Bulgy as Evil Monkey
- Freddie as Randy Newman
- Owen as Bill Cosby
- Duck as Dr. Hartman
- BoCo as Bruce
- Bertie as Horace
- Spencer as Carter Pewterschmidt
- Caroline as Barbara Pewterschmidt
- Connor as Mickey McFinnigan
- Cranky as Francis Griffin
- Isabel as Thelma Griffin
- D261 as James Woods
- Hank as Bill Clinton
- Mr. Percival as Principal Shepherd
- Victor as Carl
- Donald & Douglas as Vern & Johnny
- Henrietta as Angela
- Harvey as Opie
- Bill & Ben as Tomik & Bellgarde
- Patrick as Patrick Pewterschmidt
- Billy as Jake Tucker
- Flora as Donna Tubbs-Brown
- Charlie as Cleveland Jr.
- Duncan as Rallo Tubbs
- Catherine as Roberta Tubbs
- Caitlin as Loretta Brown
- Arry as Evil Stewie
- Bert as Thaddeus Griffin
- Splatter as Bitch Stewie
- Dodge as Bitch Brian
- Toad as Jasper
- Stanley as Stanley Kowalski
- Dulcie as Consuela
- Sidney as New Brian
- Marion as Joyce Kinney
- Victoria as Brenda Quagmire
- Old Stuck-Up as Franz Gutentag
- Bulstrode as Mr. Taylor
- The Spiteful Breakvan as Mr. Washee-Washee
- S.C.Ruffey as The "PHONY!" Guy
- Spamcan as Jeff
- Bear as Judge
- Mike as Kool-Aid Man
- Duke as Jonathan Weed
- Neville as Greased-up Deaf Guy
- Arthur as Al Harrington
- Oliver (Pack) as Buzz Killington
- Byron as Jerome
- Luke as Brad (from the episode, Stewie B. Goode)
- Lady as Olivia Fuller
- Millie as Janet
- The Barber as Hitler
- Porter as Vinny Griffin
- 31120 (from RWS) as Nate Griffin
- Rocky as Ulysses S. Griffin
- Green Arrow (from RWS) as King Arthur Griffin
- The Elderly Brakevan (from the Annuals) as Robert E. Lee
- Culdee (from RWS) as Rupert
- Big Mac (from TUGS) as Cookie Monster
Version 3
- Thomas as Peter Griffin
- Emily as Lois Griffin
- Duck as Brian Griffin
- Diesel as Stewie Griffin
- Percy as Chris Griffin
- Mavis as Meg Griffin
- Edward as Cleveland Brown
- James as Glenn Quagmire
- Gordon as Joe Swanson
- Molly as Bonnie Swanson
- Terence as Kevin Swanson
- Rosie as Susie Swanson
- Toby as Herbert
- Murdoch as Tom Tucker
- Daisy as Diane Simmons
- Hector as Ollie Williams
- Henrietta as Tricia Takanawa
- Henry as Mort Goldman
- Madge as Muriel Goldman
- Whiff as Neil Goldman
- Sir Topham Hatt as Mayor Adam West
- Lady Hatt as Carol Pewterschmidt
- Bulgy as Ernie The Giant Chicken
- Old Slow Coach as Nicole (Ernie's Wife)
- Diesel 10 as Death
- Isobella as Jillian
- Salty as Seamus
- Oliver as Derek Wilcox
- Elizabeth as Connie D'Amico
- Smudger as Bertram
- George as Evil Monkey
- Freddie as Randy Newman
- BoCo as Dr. Hartman
- Neville as Bruce
- Bertie as Horace
- Spencer as Carter Pewterschmidt
- Caroline as Barbara Pewterschmidt
- Cranky as Francis Griffin
- D261 as James Woods
- Hank as Bill Clinton
- Mr. Percival as Principal Shepherd
- Victor as Carl
- Donald & Douglas as Vern & Johnny
- Harvey as Opie
- Bill & Ben as Tomik & Bellgarde
- Patrick as Patrick Pewterschmidt
- Billy as Jake Tucker
- Flora as Donna Tubbs-Brown
- Derek as Cleveland Jr.
- Duncan as Rallo Tubbs
- Caitlin as Loretta Brown
- Arry as Evil Stewie
- Bert as Thaddeus Griffin
- Splatter as Bitch Stewie
- Dodge as Bitch Brian
- Toad as Jasper
- Sidney as New Brian
- Marion as Joyce Kinney
- Old Stuck-Up as Franz Gutentag
- Bulstrode as Mr. Taylor
- The Spiteful Breakvan as Mr. Washee-Washee
- S.C.Ruffey as The "PHONY!" Guy
- Spamcan as Jeff
- Bear as Judge
- Duke as Jonathan Weed
- Dennis as Greased-up Deaf Guy
- Arthur as Al Harrington
- Oliver (Pack) as Buzz Killington
- Byron as Jerome
- Luke as Brad (from the episode, Stewie B. Goode)
- Lady as Olivia Fuller
- Millie as Janet
- The Barber as Hitler
Version 4
- Thomas as Peter Griffin
- Emily as Lois Griffin
- Rosie as Meg Griffin
- Percy as Chris Griffin
- Diesel as Stewie Griffin
- Ryan as Brian Griffin
- James as Glenn Quagmire
- Toby as Cleveland Brown
- Gordon as Joe Swanson
- Molly as Bonnie Swanson
- Terence as Kevin Swanson
- Millie as Susie Swanson
- Edward as Herbert
- Henry as Mort Goldman
- Caitlin as Muriel Goldman
- Whiff as Neil Goldman
- Elizabeth as Loretta Brown
- Peter Sam as Cleveland Jr.
- Murdoch as Tom Tucker
- Daisy as Diane Simmons
- Hector as Ollie Williams
- Old Slow Coach as Tricia Takanawa
- Sir Topham Hatt as Mayor Adam West
- Lady Hatt as Carol Pewterschmidt
- Duck as Dr. Hartman
- Duke as Mr. Weed
- Spencer as Carter Pewterschmidt
- Caroline as Barbara Pewterschmidt
- Cranky as Francis Griffin
- Henrietta as Thelma Griffin
- Frieda as Angela
- Paxton as Opie
- Salty as Seamus
- Bulgy as Evil Monkey
- George as Ernie The Giant Chicken
- Victoria (from RWS) as Nicole (Ernie's Wife)
- S.C.Ruffey as Bertram
- Diesel 10 as Death
- D261 as James Woods
- Frankie as Connie D'Amico
- Donald as Vern
- Douglas as Johnny
- Bill as Tomik
- Ben as Bellgarde
- BoCo as Bruce
- Bertie as Horace
- Mavis as Olivia Fuller
- Billy as Jake Tucker
- Neville as Carl
- Mr. Percival as Principal Shepherd
- Flora as Jillian
- Oliver as Derek Wilcox
- Scruff as Greased-up Deaf Guy
- Patrick as Patrick Pewterschmidt
- Reg as Mickey McFinnigan
- Sir Handel as Dylan Flannigan
- Arthur as Al Harrington
- God as Himself
- Jesus Christ as Himself
- Madge as Brenda Quagmire
- Vinnie as Jeff
- Freddie as Vinny
- Sailor John as Adolf Hitler
- The Spiteful Breakvan as Mr. Washee-Washee
- Ashima as Padma